Just For Fun.. Lets See These Companies Merge

Xerox and Wurlitzer:
They're going to make reproductive organs.

Netscape & Yahoo:
Net 'n' Yahoo

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:
New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:
New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale Business Systems:
New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

3M & Goodyear:
mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price:
Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil:
Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining:
Mine, All Mine

J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company:
3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants:
Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:
Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:
Zip Audi Do-Da

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