At The Water Cooler.
By: Mike Lipshultz
Mike@biznetonline.com


Y2K... Getting it right.

There is a great from China on getting those pesky Y2K bugs fixed right the first time.... China has ordered all Airlines in that country to fix any and all Y2K bugs. To make sure they're done right, the top executives of the Airlines have been ordered by the government to be on a flight on January 1, 2000.

Why worry about the Y2K thing when we still need to fix people like this? ...

Kevin Sean Rowe, age 34, a professional writer, was hit by a train. The train won. So how did this happen??? Mr. Rowe was waiting for a southbound train to come by and flatten the quarter he had place on the tracks. Unfortunately as he was looking south for that southbound train.... a northbound train showed up.......

It reminds me about "Idiot Proof"....

Anyone that claims something is "Idiot" or "Fool" Proof, has never met the truly determined "Idiot" or "Fool".

Talking about "Fools"...

BizNet OnLine Magazine now has a really good test (almost fool proof?) to determine if you are a fool or not. To be tested to determine if you are a fool or not, send a stamped self addressed envelope along with $5.00 CASH, addressed to BizNet OnLine Magazine, I’m a Fool Test, P. O. Box 250325, Glendale, Ca. 91225

Looking for that Southbound Train...

But you have learned to keep your distance... Then try a picture from the sky. http://www.terraserver.microsoft.com/ can give you satellite photos so clear and detailed you may just spot that Northbound Train.

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