Work Place Violence, so how do I tie Water Cooler, into
having something to do with Workplace Violence???
2-2001
By: Mike Lipshultz
Mike@biznetonline.com
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Work Place Violence, so how do I tie Water Cooler, into
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How's this...
Tip, when the water cooler is empty and needs a new bottle on it, put a new bottle on it. If it is too heavy for you, tell a co-worker, and ask them nicely to replace the empty bottle. After all, you folks that do things like:
And never ever lift a finger to replace the Water, Coffee,
Ice, etc., really piss the rest of us off.
So on behalf of office workers everywhere let me tell you.
You are an ass.... Stop it or when we go nuts, you’re the first one we're
taking out............. Oh, and
leaving 2 ounces of water, or one once of coffee, or one ice cube, is the SAME
AS TAKING THE LAST ONE!!!!!!
Boy now I'm all stressed and uptight, but I did get that
off my mind... Now I need something
fun. Maybe I’ll even go a little
good crazy. I know I'll create a
brand new BizNet OnLine Magazine Award. Something
that I can give out to stuff that makes for great conversation around the old
Water Cooler. I know; I'll call it
the Water Cooler Awards!
Tada! Here it is!
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The Water Cooler Award is one of BizNet's Fun Awards. Any Winner of the Water Cooler Award is guaranteed to simply be FUN! Need we say more? |
And The Winner Is.......
The Winner of the 1st Water Cooler Award to be given out is:
People
Cards!
People Cards are playing cards that feature everyday folks. No one special. In other words folks like you and me. Check them out at http://www.peoplecards.net
Let me tell you, if you can't get a conversation started at the office with a pack of these cards, then it is YOU!
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