BizNet OnLine Magazine, George W. Bush, The Pres?

George W. Bush, The Prez?
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they
are now, George W. Bush will be our next President.
This will have catastrophic results in our vital -- no, indispensable
entertainment industry.

Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec
Baldwin -- among many others -- have sworn to leave the country if
George W. Bush is elected President.

And this is where YOU can help.

We need volunteers to help pack and to load moving vans. We also need airfare
for these irreplaceable national treasures so they can relocate before they
change their minds.

For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their unfortunate relocation. You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as they learn to become a useful citizen in the Third World country of their choosing.

You will help, won't you?

It costs so little but it means so much.
Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by. Major credit cards
are accepted!

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Because It's The Right Thing To Do.

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